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"All you want to do is fuck me tonight!!!" In shouting range of all of her friends

"No that's gay as hell!!! I don't do gay shit like that" but I take notice of none of her friends coming to her defense. A good sign. Her friends approve of me. Basically we are fucking tonight if I last in there. She's a virgin and I will take her virginity if I just last in there for an hour or two.

1 hour earlier. I arrive to the club. I open up my tab and wait for Rom. He wants to hear my stories. He comes in, I tell him all of my Cancun stories. He laughs, I laugh and it's time to do our duty. It's time to hit on girls. We are on the dance floor. Open up some girls we get rejected. These tall black girls with no bra on come in, i wave at them, they are confused, I come closer and they reject me. Oh well. I tell Rom to approach these 2 girls. He tells me back. I apporach the cute, chubby short, big boobs, SUPER cute face girl. I dance with her, Rom dances with her tall skinny girl. Everything is right in the universe. I guess like a GOD "you're from Michigan and you're into advertising." "HOWWW DDIIIIIIDD YOU KNOWWW THATTTTTT". well lucky as fuckk guess. "Come on it's obvious."... WE get a drink, WE make out, I grab on her big boobs. I grab on her ass. She makes sure her friend is cool. We sit down in a dark corner and talk. "Wait a second........... OMFFGGGG.... are you a virgin???" She says "yes... how do u know... I only kissed 4 guys and only 1 guy grabbed my boobs like that." I am so dissapointed. I always attract the virgins. I just want to get laid tonight. My chances go down so low.... But I'm so attracted to this girl. Her legs are on my lap. I'm grabbing her ass, kissing her, grabbing her boobs but she wont be mine.

Let's go back to your friends. I tell them to go to another bar. "All you want to do is fuck me..." Of course. But I take notice that none of her friends react. So they are cool with me. My chances are going up. Way up. We go to the next bar. I AM THE FUCKING MAN. I KNOW THE BOUNCERS AND THEY LET US RIGHT IN. I AM THE MAN. I dance with my virgin sacrifice. I make out with her. But something else is happening. I ate a chinese dinner with spicy shit and an apple. Now is the time that I pay the price. I need to take a massive shit. I got to the bathroom twice but nothing comes out. This is a huge problem. I go back to my virgin girl, she's dancing with someone else. It doesn't bother me. I can grab her back at any time. What bothers me is the 2 ton shit that is about to come out of me. I decide to go around the club. Get rejected then hurry up home and take a shit.

Ok I head home. I can't take it any more. I go into a dark alley and take a shit. I use my hand to wipe it off. I'm so embarrassed. I feel so low. But at least it's out. I'm thinking of going to spy bar but the problem is that the bounce will shake my hand and my hand smells like shit. I decide to go home. I go home so sad.