3.25.17 cancun 4^th  day

Took a ferry and met my future wife on it. SUPPPPPERRRR sexy. Sexy face, sexy body. Big boobs. She was excited to hear all of my stupid stories. She’s super smart. She points out inconsistencies in my stories. I’m marrying this girl and having 18 kids with her. But the texts are cold and sparse. I invite her to Palazzo tonight. She “can’t make any promises”

Went to palazzo. Event day again. Holy fuck. Again the guy to girl ratio will be 3:1. Have to start early or else everything will be lost. Instead I started watching girls dance on a dance pole and lost momentum. 30 minutes later, the 3:1 ratio was established and the chances were astronomically reduced. I realized that and I told John that we’ll both do 5 approaches each then go on the sidewalk. I did my 5 approaches. COmpletele failure. John did 3. 

Then I saw the red hair girl with big boobs. All by herself. She must have just got in so the 3:1 ratio didn’t start yet. I approached her, lifted her off the stairs and put her down. Tiny little thing. Red hair but no blue eyes. Can’t be picky. I started running game while running my hands on her body. Didn’t like her hair pulled. She didn’t drink at all that night. I tried pulling twice on the sidewalk. Tried pulling home. She said she’s on her period. I should have ended right there. Instead I kept going. She met up with her friend and another guy, I pulled them all to another club, made out with her more, sucked on her boobs then they all left. Went home alone on the bus, depressed and angry. Texted my LA therapist to tell her how lonely I feel.

My future wife texts me “I saw you with that girl last night.” I respond “I was just trying to make you jelous. Did it work.” She just laughs. I apologize. The marriage is off. I feel more lonely than ever.

3.26.17 cancun 5^th day

Bought some bullshit $80 ticket to some gayass show. John gets screened at the door and  can’t get in because of his Viagra pill. He goes home at 11:30 pm. Weak sauce. I go in there. It’s meant for a 150 person theater but they packed 600 people. I was by the exit staring in. The show was garbage. Just music videos on a screen and I left in 15 minutes. I pay to get in another club. Holy moly. The girl to guy ratio is 1:1. I’m fucking tonight FOR SURE. I start drinking again OPEN BAR again. I meet my Mateo friend at his usual table. I tell him that I’ll try to bring some girls to his table. I start dancing with a Latina girl with ZERO English. But love is a universal language so it doesn’t bother me. I stop dancing because I’m afraid she’s a puta. I don’t want to pay for sex. I go around, dance a little more with other girls. I keep getting rejected. No one wants to fuck tonight. 

I go to Senor Frogs. I see this tall SEXYYYY girl. But she says something in code “these are my brothers.” Translation – if you want to fuck me, you have to get them girls too. Ah shit. Hard as hell. I don’t care about that code. I start dancing with her, feel her up. Place is closing. I try to pull but her stupid brothers are there. They go to another bar, I can’t get in. I’m left on the sidewalk. I get robbed by 2 prostitutes right there on the sidewalk. I can’t get home. Cabbie says “don’t worry” and takes me to an ATM. He robs me too by overcharging me. I go home sad as fuck. I angrily tell john my story.

I get robbed again at the airport. “Where’s your visa” wtf is that. I came here to party not some gayass visa stay. “You have to check in with immigration” where we pay $35 to finally get out of the damn country. 

3.24.17 cancun third day. Fucked 2 girls in one night. Asian girl and New Zealand girl. War of attrition gets doubled down.

Went to the CITY. Know that the 3:1 ratio will kick in soon. Have to start early. Its 11:30 “GUYS WE HAVE TO START MOVING NOW. I’ll get the party started” The very first girl. I started talking to this small little Chinese girl. Danced with her a little, pulled her to the bar, made out with her, told her to get better tequila somewhere else. I noticed John and Saad just standing around. I guess I failed to get the party started for them. But can’t be concerned about that now. Pulled to my hotel room and fucked her. “It hurts. You’re too big for me” when I turned her around from behind. She made me feel good about myself. She moaned like those asian girls do. I don’t like it but the battle with the neighbors must continue. I fuck her hard so she moans hard. Then she puked in the bath tub, clogged my bath tub, made my room smell like shit so I stole $20 from her purse to pay for the ride back to the club.

Came back to the club. 3:1 club ratio is in full effect. All girls are on high defense. Can’t open shit. Dance with a few girls, go on stage, try to dance with girls there and get rejected in full view of everyone. GO downstairs. I dance with this girl from Britain or Australian accent. Don’t know. Sexy face. I start making out with her. Can’t rememeber shit from that interaction. I got rejected a few times by her but she finally gave in to my drunk as fuck charm. I just noticed that her friends were not cock blocking. Very courteous of them. It was the end of the night. I pulled her outside. Got in a cab. Took her the hotel, had to pay $50 to get her up. Fucked her New Zealand sexy face and came on her body. I roll her around my bed and Johns bed. She moans so the neighbors can’t sleep again. I think I’m winning the war. FUCK THEM. John walked in on me and the girl. I had to finish soon. Said good bye to her sexy face.

John – "did you fuck on my bed?" NO. “So how come there’s a condom here”. I said “you know how it flys off everywhere when u take it off. It just flew on your bed.” He says “then why is there blood on my bed.” I say “COME ON MAN JUST GO TO SLEEP.” John is such a nice guy. I can see why girls walked all over him. I wish he was more Alpha.

3.22.17 cancun first day. 3:1 guy to girl realization. This trip might be a cockfest

The beach club. Took 1 hour to find the deal to get in all of the clubs in cancun.

3:1 guys to girls ratio. It will be hard. Lots of rejections. They also had a wet bikini contest so they pulled more girls off the floor to go on the stage. Cockfest

Rejection after rejection. A lot of drinking. Met my indian friends I always shake hands with by accident. They had a table. Chubby blonde girl. I grabbed her. I forgot what I said. She said “I have to meet my friends” then she met her friends and all she said was “I’m drunk” over and over again. Young girl doesn’t know what she wants.

Met a thick black girl. Her dress kept falling. We started taking pics. She kept pulling up her dress. I finally said “enough with this” and pulled down her dress by the cleavage area. She had pierced nipples. She wasn’t offended. Smiled and finished taking pics and walking away. The by-product of having a 3-1 ratio.

Weird shit of the night. John and I are going home. We get on the bus. No music on the bus, lights are bright as fuck. Everyone is slumped over, looking outside the windows. I guess this is the loser bus. Everyone that got rejected tonight. I sit down to a cute girl. “Where did you go tonight.” Convo dies there. But 3.5 seconds after the bus starts going. The lights go off, the music goes blarring, everyong gets up and stops their feet to the rhytm. The guys grab girls left and right and start dancing together. John and I are confused as fuck. I don’t want to be mean so I try to grab the girl next to me “don’t do that. They are just being stupid.” Both doors on the bus are open. Anyone can get sucked out of the bus on the steep curves of the roads. We all stomp, and shout to the music.

3.23.17 cancun second day. Latina girl makes me feel perrrrrfect

I forgot where I went or how I pulled her. On the sidewalk maybe? I just put her on the bed, took everything off and start fucking her. “OMG YOU’RE SO PERRRRRFECT” in a Spanish accent. I make sure she shouts because the dumb neighbors keep leaving their TV on so I can’t sleep. It’s war of attrition and this is how I retaliate. I start fucking her ass “OMG no one ever took my culo.” I fucker her hard so she moans loudly. “You’re so perrrrrrfect.” The way she gives bj’s is  simply amazing. I stop her twice within 5 minutes because it makes me about to come. In the end, I come in her mouth but she lets it trickle down all the way to my balls. We finish and she leaves. I give her $20 to go back home.

Weird shit of the night. When I pulled the girl, I was first looking for the bus. I kept getting harassed by one cabbie. I kept saying no. So no bus for 15 minutes, I finally said “ok” to the cabbie. He opens up the door and 2 girls are already in there, slumped over, not moving and not saying anything. Like zombies. I say “wtf is this shit.” Cabbie just kicks them out and we go in. Weird as fuck. How long were those girls in the cab for and what was going on with them.

3.19.17

EL Hefe

"why do you have glitter on your face. Are you some kind of faggot?"

"no. I fucked a bitch last night and her glitter rubbed all over me. So the real question is why DON’T you have glitter on your face"

I saw the cutest blonde girl on the other side of the bar. I waived at her and she just did the “im confused face.” I went to her  “I’m not interested.” Time to start drinking again to forget that I exist.

I saw this typical eastern European girl with blue eyes. I grabbed her hand while they were going to the bathroom. “Hi I wanted to meet you.” She smiled but had to go to the bathroom. When she came out, I danced with her. She danced wildly on me. I grabber her ass, her boobs. I wasn’t that attracted to her. But everyone was looking at us so I was trying to build some social rapport around the bar. PHONE NUMBER CLOSE.

I saw the skinny, druggy bar tender from BB. Hugged her, spinned her around and waived good bye. I just want to talk to her sexy friend.

A few more rejections and it was time to go. I saw this cute little black girl while leaving. I grabbed on her waist. She was instantly friendly. I turned to her guy friend “are you jealous.” “no we’re just friends.” I made out with her, grabbed her ass inside her pants. Fingered her. Her pussy had that strong smell. I tried to have Rom smell it. He wasn’t having it.

Grabbed her and her friend to spy bar. I got them a drink and I started to dance with the black girl. I fingered her on the dance floor. Took her to a dark corner.  I sat down and had her on my lap. I fingered her again. “I want to suck on your tits.” She lifted up her shirt and I was sucking on them. I grabbed her hand to leave. “Where is my friend.” “I’m sure he’s around here. Lets go.”  “No I can’t leave without him.” “I think he’s around this corner.” I took her around the back in the dark alleyway. I pushed her against the wall and started making out with her again. I took of her shirt and sucked on her tits again. I pulled down her pants, pushed her against the wall. I was thinking of fucking her right there. I changed my mind. Don’t know why really. I took her to my car and drove her to her car. PHONE NUMBER CLOSE.

I go home with tears in my eyes again and drunk text my LA girl.

3.17.17

I got into flow really quickly at BB. But rejection after rejection. I decided to go to social. I saw these 2 older Latina girls. “A donde van gueys. Lets go to social. Andale and arriba guey.” We go to social, go to the front bouncer. “I opened up my tab here. I just stepped out.” We entered, one of the old Latina girls buys me a drink. I dance with her. I walk away. The rest is a blurr. Just drinking like an idiot.

I go home with tears in my eyes again.

3.18.17

Outside social. Waited in line. Cute small indian girl was there. I forgot what I said. Later on, I grabbed her and held on her hips. Stupid ugly Indian friend grabbed her hand “you have someone already.” “Why don’t you wink at her when you tell her dumb lies.” Indian girl came back to me. She had her ass to my front. Her stupid friend started asking questions like an idiot “what do you do for work. How old are you. Where did you go to school” all the while cute little indian girl was grabbing at my dick. I started putting my hand down her pants and fingering her in line while her dumb friend tried to trip me up with her questions. I noticed there were 18 other Indian guys and girls behind her. Not surprising. They all must go out in a group.  We got to the front of the line. Bouncer saw me fingering her. He asked for everyones ID. I tried handing my ID with the pussy juice still on my hand. “IM NOT TOUCHING THAT ID. YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE HAS A FAKE ID. GET OUT OF HERE.” She was 19 after all. She left with her 18 cousins in tow.

Entered Social. Went downstairs to shake hands with my bartender and open up my tab. I saw the crowd around the bar. “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. I’m important. Coming through.” Everyone moved to the side and left their drinks on the bar. I had to move them to the side and shake hands with my bartender.  A girl left her purse on the bar. She came to get it. “That’s my purse. Leave it there.” She left it alone. “I’m joking. Here’s your purse. I’m not important.  I was joking.”

The Mexican bachelorette girl. She had glitter all over her hair. Talked to her, danced a little. Made out with her. “You just want to fuck me.” “No that’s nasty. I don’t do that shit.” Her jealous friend came in to say hi. I said hi and ignored her. She came in again with a chode. I said hi to him, shook his hand and ignored both of them.

I grabbed my girl’s hand to leave the place. Her stupid friend came back. “where are you going. You need your coat.” They got their coats. Then my girl and I lost her stupid friend through the crowd again. I pulled her at the front door and saw her dumbass friend again. I delayed again until she turned her back to the door. I sprinted with my girl out of the door. Her friend noticed and came right out. They held a conference and my girl came back to me. We left in my car. Her glitter got all over my face when we fucked. It will be hard as shit to take it off. But it was worth it