3.22.17 cancun first day. 3:1 guy to girl realization. This trip might be a cockfest

The beach club. Took 1 hour to find the deal to get in all of the clubs in cancun.

3:1 guys to girls ratio. It will be hard. Lots of rejections. They also had a wet bikini contest so they pulled more girls off the floor to go on the stage. Cockfest

Rejection after rejection. A lot of drinking. Met my indian friends I always shake hands with by accident. They had a table. Chubby blonde girl. I grabbed her. I forgot what I said. She said “I have to meet my friends” then she met her friends and all she said was “I’m drunk” over and over again. Young girl doesn’t know what she wants.

Met a thick black girl. Her dress kept falling. We started taking pics. She kept pulling up her dress. I finally said “enough with this” and pulled down her dress by the cleavage area. She had pierced nipples. She wasn’t offended. Smiled and finished taking pics and walking away. The by-product of having a 3-1 ratio.

Weird shit of the night. John and I are going home. We get on the bus. No music on the bus, lights are bright as fuck. Everyone is slumped over, looking outside the windows. I guess this is the loser bus. Everyone that got rejected tonight. I sit down to a cute girl. “Where did you go tonight.” Convo dies there. But 3.5 seconds after the bus starts going. The lights go off, the music goes blarring, everyong gets up and stops their feet to the rhytm. The guys grab girls left and right and start dancing together. John and I are confused as fuck. I don’t want to be mean so I try to grab the girl next to me “don’t do that. They are just being stupid.” Both doors on the bus are open. Anyone can get sucked out of the bus on the steep curves of the roads. We all stomp, and shout to the music.

3.23.17 cancun second day. Latina girl makes me feel perrrrrfect

I forgot where I went or how I pulled her. On the sidewalk maybe? I just put her on the bed, took everything off and start fucking her. “OMG YOU’RE SO PERRRRRFECT” in a Spanish accent. I make sure she shouts because the dumb neighbors keep leaving their TV on so I can’t sleep. It’s war of attrition and this is how I retaliate. I start fucking her ass “OMG no one ever took my culo.” I fucker her hard so she moans loudly. “You’re so perrrrrrfect.” The way she gives bj’s is  simply amazing. I stop her twice within 5 minutes because it makes me about to come. In the end, I come in her mouth but she lets it trickle down all the way to my balls. We finish and she leaves. I give her $20 to go back home.

Weird shit of the night. When I pulled the girl, I was first looking for the bus. I kept getting harassed by one cabbie. I kept saying no. So no bus for 15 minutes, I finally said “ok” to the cabbie. He opens up the door and 2 girls are already in there, slumped over, not moving and not saying anything. Like zombies. I say “wtf is this shit.” Cabbie just kicks them out and we go in. Weird as fuck. How long were those girls in the cab for and what was going on with them.